YOU SAID:

ha! you don't even know what you're asking me to confess

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何を頼んでいるのかさえ分からない

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I don't even know what you're asking.

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何を言ってるのかさえ分からない

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I don't even know what you're talking about.

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お前が何を言ってるのか　さっぱり分からん

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I don't even know what you're talking about.