Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Happy birthday to my best friend, she sharted and died.

INTO JAPANESE

私の親友に誕生日おめでとう、彼女は死んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

She died.

INTO JAPANESE

彼女は死んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

She died.

Equilibrium found!

You should move to Japan!

HOT PARTIES

10868
votes
04Jun22
Vote if you're not straight 🏳️‍🌈
2760
votes
08Jan23
Vote if the kitten quiz on boredbutton that finds where you live scares you
4
votes
2d ago
DirtyNiggers are ruining everything
1843
votes
19Apr23
I NEED 1000 VOTES TO GET A GOLDEN RETRIEVER!!! PLS HELP!!!
1755
votes
11May23
upvote if you hate school :) (:
30
votes
17d ago
Why are pajeets so subhuman?
1120
votes
14Sep23
I NEED 1,000 VOTES TO GET A KITTEN!
2
votes
14h ago
Jabba harl tish ding. Jabba wah ning chee kosthpa murishani tytung ye wanya yoskah.
2
votes
14h ago
Jabba harl tish ding.
2
votes
15h ago
Feee mo chech2bw!

You may want to crash these parties too

1
votes
24Aug16
it is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possesion of brains must be in want of more brains.
1
votes
11Aug16
Haha, I raped your baby, killed it, and spread the ashes over your couch. Now you have a dirty couch.
1
votes
11Aug16
A sad thing in life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was ne[...]
1
votes
07Aug09
Give them an inch and they will take a mile.
1
votes
07Aug09
Luke I'm your father.
1
votes
11Aug16
if the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never cos a dance with the devil might last you forever
1
votes
07Aug09
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
1
votes
07Aug09
Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath the clear blue [...]
1
votes
07Aug09
all I know is that I know nothing
1
votes
24Aug16
As he stared out into the vast equilibrium of space, he knew the good times and the bad were just blowin' in the wind.
1
votes