YOU SAID:
Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward!
INTO JAPANESE
ボウルを持って、イカイエド!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hold the bowl, you idiot!
INTO JAPANESE
ボウルを握って、馬鹿!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grab the bowl, you idiot!
INTO JAPANESE
ボウルをつかむ、馬鹿!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grab the bowl, you idiot!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.