YOU SAID:
have you ever considered that eating a biscuit is wrong? BECAUSE A BISCUIT CAN HAVE EMOTIONS TOO! but a puppy cannot. so eat a puppy!
INTO JAPANESE
ビスケットを食べるのは間違っていると考えたことはありますか?ビスケットにも感情があるからです!しかし子犬にはそれができません。だから子犬を食べなさい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever thought that eating biscuits is wrong? Because biscuits have feelings too! But puppies can't do that. So eat puppies!
INTO JAPANESE
ビスケットを食べるのは間違っていると思ったことはありますか?ビスケットにも感情があるから!しかし、子犬にはそれができません。だから子犬を食べなさい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever thought that eating biscuits is wrong? Because biscuits have feelings too! But puppies can't do that. So eat puppies!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.