YOU SAID:

have yourself a stupid little turkey

INTO JAPANESE

愚かな小さな七面鳥を自分で持っている

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I have a stupid little turkey myself

INTO JAPANESE

私は愚かな七面鳥を自分で飼っている

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I keep a silly turkey myself

INTO JAPANESE

私は愚かな七面鳥を自分で飼っている

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I keep a silly turkey myself