YOU SAID:

Haven't you people ever heard of closing the gosh diddly darn door?

INTO JAPANESE

皆さん今まで聞いたことがない終了、まあくだらないかがるドア?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone, have not heard anything so far, doors that do not bother so well?

INTO JAPANESE

誰もがこれまで何も聞いていない、そんなにうまくいけないドア？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone has not heard anything so far, is it a door that does not work so much?

INTO JAPANESE

誰もがこれまで何も聞いていない、あまり働かないドアですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Has anyone ever heard anything so far, do not work much?

INTO JAPANESE

誰もこれまでに何か聞いたことがありますか、あまり働かないのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Has anyone ever heard something, does not it work much?

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが何かを聞いたことがありますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Has anybody ever heard something?

INTO JAPANESE

誰か聞いたことがありますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Have anyone heard of it?

INTO JAPANESE

誰か聞いたことがありますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Have anyone heard of it?