YOU SAID:
he came out wearing a towel and top hat, and skinned the chicken with great vigor.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はタオルとトップハットをかぶって出てきて、鶏肉の皮をむいて元気にしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He came out with a towel and a top hat and peeled the chicken to cheer him up.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はタオルとトップハットを持って出てきて、彼を元気づけるために鶏肉の皮をむいた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He came out with a towel and a top hat and peeled the chicken to cheer him up.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
