YOU SAID:

he had two on the vine I mean two sets of testicles so divine

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彼は2つのぶどうの木を持っていた

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He had two vines

INTO JAPANESE

彼は2本のブドウを持っていた

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He had two grapes

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彼は2つのブドウを持っていた

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He had two grapes