YOU SAID:

He launched the car pretty high up and smashed into a shitload of cars on the way down, totaling it and for reasons unknown, had his cat in the car. 🙄

INTO JAPANESE

彼はかなりの高さで車を出し下りる途中で車の積み荷にぶつかりました合計すると不明な理由で彼の猫が車に乗っていました 🙄

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He got out of the car at a considerable height, and on his way down, he bumped into a load of cars, and for an unknown reason, his cat was in the car. 🙄

INTO JAPANESE

彼はかなりの高さで車を降り、下りる途中で車の積み荷にぶつかり、不明な理由で猫が車に乗っていました。 🙄

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He got out of the car at a considerable height, hit a load of cars on the way down, and a cat was in the car for an unknown reason. 🙄

INTO JAPANESE

彼はかなりの高さで車を降り、降りる途中で車の積荷にぶつかり、理由不明の猫が車に乗っていました。 🙄

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He got out of the car at a considerable height, hit the cargo on the way out, and an unexplained cat was in the car. 🙄

INTO JAPANESE

彼はかなりの高さで車から降り、途中で貨物にぶつかり、原因不明の猫が車に乗っていました。 🙄

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He got out of the car at a considerable height, hit the cargo on the way, and an unexplained cat was in the car. 🙄

INTO JAPANESE

彼はかなりの高さで車から降り、途中で貨物にぶつかり、原因不明の猫が車に乗っていた。 🙄

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He got out of the car at a considerable height, hit the cargo on the way, and an unexplained cat was in the car. 🙄