YOU SAID:

He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear.

INTO JAPANESE

むしろバッファローに下痢をさせた方がいい

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Rather, you should let Buffalo have diarrhea.

INTO JAPANESE

むしろ、バッファローに下痢をさせるべきだ。

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Rather, we should make Buffalo suffer from diarrhea.

INTO JAPANESE

むしろバッファローを下痢に悩ませるべきだ。

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Buffalo should suffer from diarrhea instead.

INTO JAPANESE

バッファローは代わりに下痢に悩まされるべきです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Buffalo should suffer from diarrhea instead.