YOU SAID:
hear me out on this why did the chicken cross the road?
INTO JAPANESE
うちに道を渡れる鶏をなぜ私を聞くか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Out of the road cross chicken? asked me why.
INTO JAPANESE
道路から鶏を渡ったのかなぜ私に尋ねた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
From the road cross the chicken? asked me why.
INTO JAPANESE
道路から鶏をクロス?なぜ私に尋ねた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
From the road cross the chicken? asked me why.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.