YOU SAID:
Hello and welcome to the world according to John. My name, as you know, John.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ジョンの世界へようこそ。ご存知のとおり、私の名前はジョンです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello and welcome to John's world. As you know, my name is John.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ジョンの世界へようこそ。ご存知のとおり、私の名前はジョンです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello and welcome to John's world. As you know, my name is John.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.