YOU SAID:
Hello brother of mine, elder of me, holder of greater wisdom, will you tell me one of your greater truths? Ha a farce, a jest of mine, your wisdom is as great as the miserable slugs of the earth.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の兄であり、私の長老であり、知恵の大きい方です。あなたの知恵は地球の悲惨なナメクジと同じくらい素晴らしいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my brother, my elder, my wisdom. Your wisdom is as great as the miserable slugs of the earth.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の兄弟、私の長老、私の知恵です。あなたの知恵は地球の悲惨なナメクジと同じくらい素晴らしいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my brother, my elder, my wisdom. Your wisdom is as great as the miserable slugs of the earth.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の兄弟、私の長老、私の知恵です。あなたの知恵は地球の悲惨なナメクジと同じくらい素晴らしいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my brother, my elder, my wisdom. Your wisdom is as great as the miserable slugs of the earth.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.