YOU SAID:
Hello good sir, may I hoover your bottom?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、先生、お尻をほぐしてもいいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, teacher, can I loosen your butt?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、先生、お尻をほぐしてもいいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, teacher, can I loosen your butt?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.