YOU SAID:
Hello, how are you? Im bald, please help me glu glu
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは元気ですか?禿げている、私を助けてくださいglu glu
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello how are you? Bald, please help me glu glu
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは元気ですか?ハゲ、私を助けてくださいglu glu
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello how are you? Bald, please help me glu glu
That didn't even make that much sense in English.