YOU SAID:

Hello how is the cake you bafoon

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こんにちはケーキはいかがですか？

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Hello How are you having a cake?

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こんにちはケーキはどうやっていますか？

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Hello How are you doing cake?

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こんちわ ご機嫌よう

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Hello. How are you doing?

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こんちわ ご機嫌よう

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Hello. How are you doing?