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Hello I am Brian and this is pretty dumb

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こんにちは私はBrianです、そしてこれはかなりダムです

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Hello I'm Brian, and this is pretty dumb

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こんにちは、ブライアンです。

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Hi, this is Brian.

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この子はブライアン

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This is Brian.

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この子はブライアン

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This is Brian.