YOU SAID:
Hello I am cheese man I eat cheese
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はチーズを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I am eating cheese
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、チーズを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I eat cheese
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、チーズを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I eat cheese
That didn't even make that much sense in English.