YOU SAID:

Hello I am so cool you could never ever be as cool as me because I really like milk and you are probably lactose intolerant. Loser!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私は本当に牛乳が好きで、あなたはおそらく乳糖不耐症なので、あなたは私ほどクールになることはできませんので、とてもクールです。敗者！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, I really like milk and you're probably lactose intolerant, so you can't be as cool as I am, so it's so cool. loser!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私は本当に牛乳が好きで、あなたはおそらく乳糖不耐症なので、あなたは私ほどクールになれないので、とてもクールです。敗者！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, I really like milk and you're probably lactose intolerant, so you can't be as cool as I am, so it's so cool. loser!