YOU SAID:
hello I call Sarah Dodgy Dave!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はSarah Dodgy Daveと呼んでいます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I am calling Sarah Dodgy Dave!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はSarah Dodgy Daveに電話しています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I am calling Sarah Dodgy Dave!
You should move to Japan!