YOU SAID:
hello i just pooed my pants today and it was really smelly
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はちょうど pooed 今日私のズボン、それは本当に臭い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi I just pooed today in my pants, it really stinks
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はちょうど私のズボンで今日は、それは本当に悪臭
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello,
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ,
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello,
That didn't even make that much sense in English.