YOU SAID:
hello I just sharted myself
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はちょうど自分自身をシャト
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I just shut myself
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はちょうど自分自身を閉じました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I just closed myself
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はちょうど自分自身を閉じました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I just closed myself
That didn't even make that much sense in English.