YOU SAID:
Hello I like to rub my face in poo
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はうんちで顔をこするのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I like to rub the face with poo
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はうんちで顔をこするのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello I like to rub the face with poo
That didn't even make that much sense in English.