YOU SAID:
Hello Konrad, how art thou?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、コンラッド、あなたはどうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, Conrad, how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、コンラッド、どう?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, Conrad, how are you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.