YOU SAID:
hello mr. ted. I do like sandwitches
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはさんテッド。私はサンドウィッチが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, Ted. I like sandwiches
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、テッド。サンドイッチが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, Ted. I like sandwiches
That didn't even make that much sense in English.