YOU SAID:
Hello my big hairy toe how are you
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の大きな毛むくじゃらのつま先、お元気ですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello my big hairy toes how are you
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の大きな毛むくじゃらのつま先、お元気ですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello my big hairy toes how are you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.