YOU SAID:
Hello my name is Jack Tidy and i have cancer
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ジャック・ティディです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Jack Tidi
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ジャック・ティディです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Jack Tidi
That didn't even make that much sense in English.