YOU SAID:
hello there, are you alright?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、大丈夫ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, okay?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはいいですか
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Hello it is a good one
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはそれは良いものです
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Hi it is good
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、いいです
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Hello, this is good
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは こちら...
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Hello, this is--
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは こちら...
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Hello, this is--
That didn't even make that much sense in English.