YOU SAID:
Hello there, it is Wednesday my dude.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、水曜日の私の男です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is my man on Wednesday.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、これは水曜日の私の男です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is my man on Wednesday.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.