YOU SAID:
hello, what's up my dudes
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、何が私の男のものです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, what's my man
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の男は何ですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, What is my man
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の男は何ですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, What is my man
That didn't even make that much sense in English.