YOU SAID:

Help. I am having a problem. Oh no what a dire situation I and my friends are in.

INTO JAPANESE

助けて。問題が発生しています。ああ、私と私の友達がどんなに悲惨な状況にあるのか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

help. I'm having a problem. Oh, how miserable I and my friends are.

INTO JAPANESE

助けて。問題が発生しています。ああ、私と私の友達はどれほど惨めです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

help. I'm having a problem. Oh, how miserable I and my friends are.