YOU SAID:
Help me eat a lemon, a lemon help me eat.
INTO JAPANESE
私がレモンを食べるのを手伝ってください、レモンは私が食べるのを手伝ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me eat lemons, lemons help me eat.
INTO JAPANESE
私がレモンを食べるのを手伝ってください、レモンは私が食べるのを手伝ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me eat lemons, lemons help me eat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.