YOU SAID:

help me my son just got stabbed why are you beatboxing? help my son!

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息子が刺されたのを助けてくれなぜビートたけしを？息子を助けてくれ！

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Help my son get stabbed. Why beat him up? Help my son!

INTO JAPANESE

息子が刺されるのを手伝ってなぜ殴った？息子を助けて！

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Helping my son get stabbed. Why did you hit him? Help my son!

INTO JAPANESE

息子が刺されるのを手伝ってなぜ殴った？息子を助けて！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Helping my son get stabbed. Why did you hit him? Help my son!