YOU SAID:

help...me...now...Alright, seriously though....why am I doing this?)

INTO JAPANESE

助けて...私...今...さて、まじめに...しかし、なぜ私はこれをしているのですか？）

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Help ... me ... now ... well, seriously ... but why am I doing this? )

INTO JAPANESE

ヘルプ...私...今...まあ、真剣に...しかし、なぜ私はこれをしているのですか？ ）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Help ... me ... now ... well, seriously ... but why am I doing this? )