YOU SAID:
HELP MY CHAIR IS POSSESED AND IT IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!
INTO JAPANESE
聞いてくれ! 殺し屋に追われてる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone Is trying to kill me.
INTO JAPANESE
聞いてくれ! 殺し屋に追われてる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone Is trying to kill me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.