YOU SAID:

help my tie is evil and trying to kill me!

INTO JAPANESE

私のネクタイが悪いのを助け、私を殺そうとする！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will help my tie to be bad and try to kill me!

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のネクタイが悪いのを助け、私を殺そうとします！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will help my tie to be bad and try to kill me!