Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
Hey buddy, look over here! *Sizzling Noises* Ha-ha! Now you're blind!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、ここを見て! *ジグザグ・ノイズ*ハッハ!今あなたは盲目です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Look here.
ここを見て
You should move to Japan!