YOU SAID:
hey dingus your children are here
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとディンガスあなたの子供はここにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey Dingus your kid is here
INTO JAPANESE
ねえディンガスあなたの子供はここにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey Dingus your kid is here
That didn't even make that much sense in English.