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Hey gamers, my wife divorced me and she took the kids, but jokes on her I took the dog

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やあゲーマー、私の妻は私と離婚し、彼女は子供を連れて行きましたが、私は犬を連れて行きました

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Hi gamer, my wife divorced me and she took children, but I took dogs

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちはゲーマー、私の妻は私と離婚し、彼女は子供を連れて行きました、しかし私は犬を連れて行きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi gamer, my wife divorced me and she took children, but I took a dog

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちはゲーマー、私の妻は私と離婚し、彼女は子供を連れて行きました、しかし私は犬を連れて行きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi gamer, my wife divorced me and she took children, but I took a dog