YOU SAID:

hey, how you doing dude? I'm eating chips on my sofa, my precious little sofa

INTO JAPANESE

おい、お元気ですか？私は私の貴重な小さなソファでチップを食べています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, how are you? I'm eating chips on my precious little sofa

INTO JAPANESE

元気かい？私は大切な小さなソファでチップを食べています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

how are you? I eat chips on an important little sofa

INTO JAPANESE

お元気ですか？重要な小さなソファでチップを食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

How are you? Eat chips on an important little sofa

INTO JAPANESE

お元気ですか？重要な小さなソファでチップを食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

How are you? Eat chips on an important little sofa