YOU SAID:

Hey, I have no pants in my mouth

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こんにちは、私は口にズボンがありません

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Hello, I do not have a pants-to-mouth

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こんにちは、私は口にズボンを持っていません

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Hello, I do not have the pants to mouth

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こんにちは、私は口にズボンを持っていません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, I do not have the pants to mouth