YOU SAID:

hey i just took a poo!!

INTO JAPANESE

やあ、今うんこをしたばかりです!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I just pooped!!

INTO JAPANESE

おい、たった今うんこしたよ！！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I just pooped! !

INTO JAPANESE

やあ、今うんこしたところだよ！ ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I just pooped! !