YOU SAID:
hey i just took a poo!!
INTO JAPANESE
やあ、今うんこをしたばかりです!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I just pooped!!
INTO JAPANESE
おい、たった今うんこしたよ!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I just pooped! !
INTO JAPANESE
やあ、今うんこしたところだよ! !
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I just pooped! !
That didn't even make that much sense in English.