YOU SAID:

Hey! I'm stroking my cannoli here!

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ！私はここで私のカニョリを撫でています！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey you! I'm stroking my cunny little thing here!

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ！私はここで私のカニの小さな事を撫でている！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey you! I'm stroking a little thing on my crab here!

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ！私はここに私のカニに小さなことを撫でています！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey you! I'm stroking a little about my crab here!

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ！私はここに私のカニについて少し撫でています！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey you! I'm stroking a little about my crab here!