YOU SAID:

hey i think my dog pooped on me

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私の犬が私の上にうんちをしたと思う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I think my dog pooped on me.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私の犬が私にうんちをしたみたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I think my dog pooped on me.