YOU SAID:

Hey I want, never mind, I wanted a black soap hair conditioner but I don't want it since they smell bad, like horses in a meat grinder riding a turkey.

INTO JAPANESE

黒い石鹸のヘアコンディショナーが欲しかったのですが、七面鳥に乗った肉挽き器の馬のような悪臭がするので、欲しくありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted a black soap hair conditioner, but I don't want it because it smells like a horse on a turkey grinder.

INTO JAPANESE

黒い石鹸のヘアコンディショナーが欲しかったのですが、七面鳥のグラインダーで馬のようなにおいがするので欲しくありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted a black soap hair conditioner, but I don't want it because it smells like a horse on a turkey grinder.