YOU SAID:

Hey I want to get laid

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私は寝かせたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I want to put you to bed

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私はあなたをベッドに置きたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I want to put you in bed

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私はあなたをベッドに入れたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I want to put you in bed