YOU SAID:
Hey keithan i need help
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、Keithan私は助けが必要です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Keithan, I need help
INTO JAPANESE
Keithanさん、こんにちは。サポートが必要です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Keithan, I need help
That didn't even make that much sense in English.