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Hey look she is watching fail army and cringing so bad. Cool, right? painful.

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彼女が軍隊の失敗を見ていて、ひどくしゃがんでいるのを見てください。かっこいいですよね？痛い。

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Watch her see the army's failure and crouch badly. It's cool? pain.

INTO JAPANESE

彼女が軍隊の失敗を見て、ひどくしゃがむのを見てください。かっこいいね？痛み。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Watch her crouch badly after seeing the army's failure. Isn't it cool? pain.

INTO JAPANESE

軍隊の失敗を見た後、彼女がひどくしゃがむのを見てください。かっこいいじゃないですか。痛み。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Watch her crouch badly after seeing the army's failure. Isn't it cool? pain.