YOU SAID:
Hey man, I am a beautiful person who is the ugliest person. I am sorry for banging your wife.
INTO JAPANESE
やあ男、私は醜い人を美しい人。あなたの妻を叩いてごめんなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey guys, I'm ugly people beautiful. Banging your wife I'm sorry.
INTO JAPANESE
やあみんな、私は醜い人々 が美しい。あなたの妻を叩いてごめんなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey guys, I'm ugly people beautiful. Banging your wife I'm sorry.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.