YOU SAID:

Hey, mister policeman i dont want no trauble i just want to drop my jiggeling down to the flooooooor!!

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こんにちは、mister警官私は何もトラルブルを望みません

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Hello, mister policeman I do not want any troubles

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こんにちは、ミスター警官私は何のトラブルも望みません

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Hello, Mr. Police officer I do not want any trouble

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こんにちは、さん警察官私は問題ありません

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Hello, Ms Police Officer I have no problem

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こんにちは、さん警察官私は問題ありません

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Hello, Ms Police Officer I have no problem